Score: 0

"The pain... The pain..."

submission: Cool Things 003

date: March 6, 2003

And this was not blammed how?

Oh well.

Score: 8

"Cute. Very cute."

submission: Taking Retards to the Zoo

date: March 5, 2003

Surreal and funky. Nice.

--Michael Bregman

Score: 6

"There's potential here..."

submission: Virtua Crisis Demo

date: March 5, 2003

The fake 3D effect is great, but it's completely ruined by the ugly stick figure. Team up with a good artist if you have to, but improve the way the "enemies" look like.

There was only one enemy as far as I could tell, so I can't comment about the game engine itself.

--Michael Bregman

Score: 8

"Quite amusing!"

submission: Smurfs: The Lost Episode

date: March 4, 2003

It made me smile! Nice simple animations and a funky sound track. The whole smurf ass licking theme is fuh-ney! Still... From what I've seen there was more pants licking going on, since Papa Smurf never took his pants off.

Not that I'd like him too... Maybe... If I'm drunk enough...

Score: 0

"Pointless"

submission: I Love Egg.....SUCKS!ep.2

date: March 3, 2003

When making a parody about something so well done like "I Love Egg", you have to come up with something really really good. This is NOT it.

Me? I love egg!

Score: 10

"A classic series"

submission: I Love Egg ep.3

date: March 3, 2003

A good example to how a good sense of humor and timing can help make funny and enjoyable flash cartoons that have no sex and violence in them.

Score: 10

"It's like Final Destination with cute animals"

submission: Party Smoochie

date: March 2, 2003

Another classic. If you people think this is funny, check out the official site for the actual "episodes" in this series. Pure quality. It's been a long time since I laughed so hard.

Score: 10

"Superbly done"

submission: Valentine Smoochie

date: March 2, 2003

Very polished and very funny. Everything from the animation and to the sound is perfect. I'm on my way to check the other Smoochie cartoons!

Score: 7

"Pretty good."

submission: The Suicide Bomber Game

date: May 5, 2002

As an Israeli I thought I'll be incredibly offended, but I wasn't. The author is right: this game is more anti-Arafat than anti-Israel (if it's at all anti-Israel). It shows the way the mind of a suicide bomber works: find the spot with most women and children in it. It's sick and utterly evil just like in real life.

I understand why people are offended by it and I don't see anything wrong with asking or demanding it to be removed. This issue is too painful for some people to joke about. But like many violent dark humor, things should be seen in context.

--MB

Score: 10

"Disturbilicious!"

submission: goldilocks 2

date: December 11, 2001

Fantastic animated violence. Truly disturbing and sickening. I like having my stomach turned upside down like this.

But just like in the first movie, there's a bit of a problem with the pace.

I still give it a 10 for being so darn spooky!

--MB