Motech's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[South Park Street Life]

Baaaad...

The humor DOES NOT make up for the bad graphics. Since when Kenny speaks?
And isn't Street Life someone else's idea? I assume he might see it as a compliment. I just find it boring and a complete waste of time.

--Michael Bregman

[Super Mario Scene Creator]

Nice idea, but still quite raw...

The idea is nice, but there's no humor in it... Still, with more items to choose, this game could a nice game for younger people.

Also: When you drag the items to the window, they will show if they get out of the borders... It's just doesn't look right. AND-- you can't really play the levels you create (no one could really expect you to do that with FLASH, of course).

Ah duno, I kinda like it. Especially since I ME ME ME, gave you some tips on the technical side. :)

--Michael Bregman

[tickle-me-stewie]

Nice idea... BUT!

The idea is nice, but the game is too limited. Only two or three happen when you "tickle" him. You get the point after a second.

--Michael Bregman

[The Lusty Barfly]

Another nice one!

I like this series of games, but unlike the first two, this one was not so great.
The choices given don't cover all the posibilities of what you can do in that situation and it's annoying to be limited to a few options you KNOW are going to get you no where. Winning this one is pure luck.
Like the other games, I spent quite a while on this one, but I never finished it. I got just got kinda tired of that BITCH! :)

--Michael Bregman

[Goldenass- Part 1]

Waaay too short.

The overall grade is so low because the game is so short.
The graphics are very good and the game is fun. Instead of making it out of short parts, make one big multi-level game. AND LONGER LEVELS!
The humor could also be improved. "Goldenass" and "Blowmie" are fine, but there should be more gags and silly stuff if you want it to be a good parody.

--Michael Bregman

[Zombie Slayer (Demo)]

This is a demo of the review.

Yet another "game" that is not really a game. The zombies just stand there and there's no challenge whatsoever.
The bit with the code made no sense at all. Having to write it down was annoying.
Using the Flash custom sounds for the gunshot was lazy. Can't you find a proper gunshot sound on the net?
And I hate those "promises" about what we will have in the complete version. I bet you'll never get around to do that. Enough with pumping unfinished games. Just finish ONE GAME properly.

--Michael Bregman

[ZOMBIES]

Nothing...

It seems as if Unknown34 isn't a very patient boy. Everything is rushed and unfinished. "To be continued? This first "chapter" lasted for like only a second. I'm tired of "demos" and "prologues". I want to see finished products. Too bad... This cartoon showed some potential.

--Michael Bregman

[Assassinate Tom Fulp]

A nice idea.

It was fun punching Tommy, but I kept losing! Oh well. It would've been cooler if his face would've been deformed in a more creative way. Maybe with software like Goo? ANYWAY!

--Michael Bregman

[Prototype X]

Nice idea.

It's a nice idea, but there should be some offensive weapons. You can shoot the ship AND avoid the lazers! Huh? Huh?

--Michael Bregman

[Frag Vince McMahon 2]

Nah...

The game is too difficult and the story is boring and stupid as hell. The actual game engines shows potential.

--Michael Bregman