All 247 movie Reviews


Cool Things 003 Cool Things 003

Rated 0 / 5 stars

The pain... The pain...

And this was not blammed how?

Oh well.


psychojester responds:

I HAVE NO IDEA, I am confused my self =/


Taking Retards to the Zoo Taking Retards to the Zoo

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Cute. Very cute.

Surreal and funky. Nice.

--Michael Bregman



Smurfs: The Lost Episode Smurfs: The Lost Episode

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Quite amusing!

It made me smile! Nice simple animations and a funky sound track. The whole smurf ass licking theme is fuh-ney! Still... From what I've seen there was more pants licking going on, since Papa Smurf never took his pants off.

Not that I'd like him too... Maybe... If I'm drunk enough...



I Love Egg ep.3 I Love Egg ep.3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A classic series

A good example to how a good sense of humor and timing can help make funny and enjoyable flash cartoons that have no sex and violence in them.



goldilocks 2 goldilocks 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Disturbilicious!

Fantastic animated violence. Truly disturbing and sickening. I like having my stomach turned upside down like this.

But just like in the first movie, there's a bit of a problem with the pace.

I still give it a 10 for being so darn spooky!

--MB


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goldilocks goldilocks

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Weird and original.

A nice short shocker. The sound could've been slightly clearer and the movie was dragging on a bit after the punch line, but it was certainly chilling and original. The lack of humor made it even more spooky.

Nice one.

--MB



Interview With Osama Interview With Osama

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty funny!

It was quite clever and funny. The only thing that got to me was the accent. Whatever it was, it wasn't arab. It was more Indian than anything else.

Regardless, it was quite funny. Good job.

--Michael Bregman



bin laden - fist of allah bin laden - fist of allah

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Awww, I expect better than Evil Dave...

I was excited to see the new Evil Dave entry, but then I was disappointed. I'm not a big fan of "shit humor". Where's the blood? The gore? The horror?

--Miuchael Bregman



Windows RG Build 207 Windows RG Build 207

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Too realistic...

It smiled at the few first few gags, but then it just went on and on, somewhat repeating the same jokes. Toward the end it got to be too much like the real windows: annoying.

I still enjoyed it, though. Certainly worth checking out.

--Michael Bregman



Kong Kong

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Great technical skills!

The movie itself lacked in plot and orginality. It was quite simple. Im taste, even the violence didn't introduce anything new and there were certainly no clever plot twists.

With that said, it looked spectacular. Especially the 3D effects and slow motions. If only this skill, time and effort were put into a better plot- perhaps one involving dialogue.

--Michael Bregman