Motech's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Happy-lanD]

Whoa. Weird-fest.

Quite weird. VERY BOUNCHY. I wouldn't be surprised if I'd learn that it was done under the influence of DRUGS.

I kinda like it and feel guilty about it.

--Michael Bregman

[One Day in Nintendoland]

Heh...

The Nintendo movies were done to death. The empty backgrounds were painful to the eye and the I found the cartoon to be slightly boring.

It's nothing against Dan Malo. It just seems that in Newgrounds a few people come up with fresh ideas and then millions of others just grind them to death. Oh well.

--Michael Bregman

[Stick Slayer: Episode One]

OK for yet another stick parody

Yet another stick figure parody. As far as they go it was OK. Nice climax. Though I doubt a sequel is needed. I think the best way to trash the stick figures movie is by just ignoring them.

--Michael Bregman

[Sadness]

Nice message

I kinda liked it. I wasn't mind blowing, but very moody and the whistling was a perfect sound track.
Take life easier, dude! Nice job.

[KinderGarden Cop Pranks]

Waste of time

Not really funny. I gave it a 0 not because I hate prank calls, but because I hate FLASH version of prank calls.

--Michael Bregman

[Mario's night with bowser]

Make love, not war!

Pointless and silly, but at the same time kinda cute in a sick sort of way.

Not bad. Definitely worth watching.

--Michael Bregman

[The Crow: Retribution]

Moody....

I liked the whispering bit. It was a bit spooky and to the point. On the other hand, it seems like there wasn't enough. As if it was TOO much to the point.

--Michael Bregman

[IdiotBoxTV (Fly Family)]

GAG!!!

Another ultra polished flash cartoon. I'm gonna keep an eye on Idiot Box from now on.
The movie made me gag and sick, but it was REALLY funny with some hilarious moments.
There's still hope for the portal!

--Michael Bregman

[Megaman Reunion]

Heh...

The suspense was killing me! And also boring me a little. The punch line was kinda OK.

--Michael Bregman

[Politics.]

What's the point?

It had nothing to do with Bush and Gore, and was basically quite boring.
--Michael Bregman