Motech's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Beavis & Butthead]

Pointless.

Short and not really funny. What pisses me off is the text at the end. It became a new fashion in the portal. People should stop explaining how they did their movies and how difficult it was. Movies will only be judged by wether they were good or not. End.

--Michael Bregman

BLADE-1 responds:

I DIDNT EXPECT ANYTHING FROM THE TEXT AT THE END AND YOU SHOULD SHUT UR FUCKING HOLE AS YOU GET PISSED OFF OVER SOME TEXT EXPLAINING WHAT I DID AND I WILL DO WHATEVER I WANT.
PS YOUR AN ASSHOLE

[Alien Freak]

Nice.

I liked the attempt to fake the wobly effect of rough hand drawn animation. The pacing was also good.
The general idea was a bit unoriginal, but it's still a nice movie.

--Michael Bregman

[1st movie(beware:it sucks]

Yeah, it was bad.

Bad. Bad. Bad.

Thanks for the warning, though. I prepared myself mentally.

--Michael Bregman

[We Love Cops]

Refund!!!

I demand a refund. I waited for this big file to download and all I got was a headache.
Text that runs too quickly with a horrible noisy song. I couldn't even understand the lyrics. And the bunnies? what's up with that?
Nah. Refund please.

--Michael Bregman

[Humpela Disease]

Gaah!

I like the music, but the movie was poo-pile. What's up with the rainbow dick anyway?

--Michael Bregman

[Hostage Situation]

A miss.

A lot of effort was put into this movie, but it was still a little boring.
In contrast to the detailed graphics there was lazy animation and stuff like people with no legs and replicated graphics.
The paceing was a bit off as well.

--Michael Bregman

[Stick Training]

Mmm...

The idea had a little twinkle of potential, but if you can't draw or animate... Don't bother.

--Michael Bregman

[Hanging Around]

Where's the blood? Where's the choking?

Nah. Boring. Would've been more fun to see the guy choke to death, or AT LEAST SOME BLOOD! Man, that was one merciful death.

--Michael Bregman

[Short Fuse]

This movie was already posted on newgrounds.

I'm quite sure this movie was already posted in the portal. Stop crumming it down our throats..!

--Michael Bregman

[Barf punch]

Nah, I still voted a "0" for this movie.

That IS what I think of the presidential elections, but it was still a very crappy little cartoon with no effort put into it.

--Michael Bregman