Recent Movie Reviews

Cool Things 003 Cool Things 003

Rated 0 / 5 stars

The pain... The pain...

And this was not blammed how?

Oh well.

psychojester responds:

I HAVE NO IDEA, I am confused my self =/

Taking Retards to the Zoo Taking Retards to the Zoo

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Cute. Very cute.

Surreal and funky. Nice.

--Michael Bregman

Smurfs: The Lost Episode Smurfs: The Lost Episode

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Quite amusing!

It made me smile! Nice simple animations and a funky sound track. The whole smurf ass licking theme is fuh-ney! Still... From what I've seen there was more pants licking going on, since Papa Smurf never took his pants off.

Not that I'd like him too... Maybe... If I'm drunk enough...

Recent Game Reviews

Virtua Crisis Demo Virtua Crisis Demo

Rated 3 / 5 stars

There's potential here...

The fake 3D effect is great, but it's completely ruined by the ugly stick figure. Team up with a good artist if you have to, but improve the way the "enemies" look like.

There was only one enemy as far as I could tell, so I can't comment about the game engine itself.

--Michael Bregman

Valentine Smoochie Valentine Smoochie

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Superbly done

Very polished and very funny. Everything from the animation and to the sound is perfect. I'm on my way to check the other Smoochie cartoons!

The Suicide Bomber Game The Suicide Bomber Game

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good.

As an Israeli I thought I'll be incredibly offended, but I wasn't. The author is right: this game is more anti-Arafat than anti-Israel (if it's at all anti-Israel). It shows the way the mind of a suicide bomber works: find the spot with most women and children in it. It's sick and utterly evil just like in real life.

I understand why people are offended by it and I don't see anything wrong with asking or demanding it to be removed. This issue is too painful for some people to joke about. But like many violent dark humor, things should be seen in context.