Motech's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cool Things 003]

The pain... The pain...

And this was not blammed how?

Oh well.

psychojester responds:

I HAVE NO IDEA, I am confused my self =/

[Taking Retards to the Zoo]

Cute. Very cute.

Surreal and funky. Nice.

--Michael Bregman

[Smurfs: The Lost Episode]

Quite amusing!

It made me smile! Nice simple animations and a funky sound track. The whole smurf ass licking theme is fuh-ney! Still... From what I've seen there was more pants licking going on, since Papa Smurf never took his pants off.

Not that I'd like him too... Maybe... If I'm drunk enough...

[I Love Egg ep.3]

A classic series

A good example to how a good sense of humor and timing can help make funny and enjoyable flash cartoons that have no sex and violence in them.

[goldilocks 2]

Disturbilicious!

Fantastic animated violence. Truly disturbing and sickening. I like having my stomach turned upside down like this.

But just like in the first movie, there's a bit of a problem with the pace.

I still give it a 10 for being so darn spooky!

--MB

[goldilocks]

Weird and original.

A nice short shocker. The sound could've been slightly clearer and the movie was dragging on a bit after the punch line, but it was certainly chilling and original. The lack of humor made it even more spooky.

Nice one.

--MB

[Interview With Osama]

Pretty funny!

It was quite clever and funny. The only thing that got to me was the accent. Whatever it was, it wasn't arab. It was more Indian than anything else.

Regardless, it was quite funny. Good job.

--Michael Bregman

[bin laden - fist of allah]

Awww, I expect better than Evil Dave...

I was excited to see the new Evil Dave entry, but then I was disappointed. I'm not a big fan of "shit humor". Where's the blood? The gore? The horror?

--Miuchael Bregman

[Kong]

Great technical skills!

The movie itself lacked in plot and orginality. It was quite simple. Im taste, even the violence didn't introduce anything new and there were certainly no clever plot twists.

With that said, it looked spectacular. Especially the 3D effects and slow motions. If only this skill, time and effort were put into a better plot- perhaps one involving dialogue.

--Michael Bregman

[Sonic vs J-Lo!]

Funny

Very short and it somewhat feel rushed, but still worth a look for the double punch-line. (I like secrets!) :)

--Michael Bregman