Motech's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Pygmy Shrew]

Clever.

A good funny little cartoon with some great jokes. Very good..!

--Michael Bregman

[Un-named 3]

The best so far, but still so-so.

Has some nice bits in it, but the lazimation is painful to watch. Nice effects and inventive kills, but the movie should be shorter and with a faster pace.

And as for the ratings: Everyone else already mentioned the fact that it's weird that a 13 yo boy could create a NC-17 movie. What so horrible about those movies that gives them such rating? I think it's should be rated B for babies. HAHA!

--Michael Bregman

[Un-named 2]

Slightly better.

A little better than the first, but many of the scenes are useless and could be taken out.
The interactive bit is done badly because it comes out of no where. You think you're watching a movie and then you realise you need to interact...
Oh well... Basically it's just more of the same old...

--Michael Bregman

[Un-named]

Like the Gold version...

I don't see why there are two versions of the same movie is they are nearly identical...

--Michael Bregman

[pokemon isn't gay!!!!!!!!]

Calling something "gay" is mean?

Yet another cartoon that uses the word gay in negative context. I'm shocked by the number of little kids in this site who are so confused about their sexuality.
Besides that, I didn't find the interview funny...


--Michael Bregman

[Un-named GOLD Edition]

OK.

The bad drawing and lazimation are a turn off. Only some killings are enjoyable. The blood effect could be used in a creative way AND STILL MAKE sense. Some of the blood effects were just silly.

--Michael Bregman

[Crapeater]

Disgustingly funny.

It nearly made gag, but I didn't because it was cartoony enough. Silly and nice. The poor middle aged woman!

--Michael Bregman

[Pissy Cat]

Smeeeely caaat! Smeeeeeeeely cat!

Reminded me of the "Friends" Smelly Cat song.
I would've been better if the human punished the cat for what he did. Still, the spreading pee stain was done well. Funny!

--Michael Bregman

[Greeg]

Great slapstick!

The comic timing was great, a thing that is quite rare in Portal submissions. The voice over was also funny and was perfect for the character.
I laughed a few times and I had to watch it again.
Greeg is my new hero!

--Michael Bregman

[The Insane Chainsaw]

Funfunfun!

The graphics and animation are not so good, but the author makes up for it with an inventive and silly plot. The death scenes are lovely and there are so many of 'em!

--Michael Bregman