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[Old Lady Gets Killed]

So the Old lady gets killed...

Who shoots her? Why? Why is she walking funny looking sideways instead of the direction she's walking in? What came first? The egg or the chicken?

ANYWAY. It barely OK. We knew she was gonna die. It should've been crazier.

--Michael Bregman

[This Old Surgeon]

Bloody good!

Lots of blood! Even made me cringe a little. Any movie that can do that is worth watching.

--Michael Bregman

[ARTICHOKE]

Hilarious

James Ether has a very good style and I would like to see him do more stuff.
This movie is hilarious. The character's reaction to the torture made me laugh my ass off, just seeing him standing there bleeding with that dumb expression on his face.

--Michael Bregman

[value]

Has Potential, but...

The graphics and cutout animation are nice, but it's just not it...

--Michael Bregman

[paid advertisement]

Funny and to the point.

Slick clean graphics and a nice storyline makes it a classic. The dead whore with her head bobbing up and down in the toilet bowl was hillarious.

--Michael Bregman

[Attack of Scissors]

What's the point?

A nice effect of 3D rendered animation. That's about it. Boring!

--Michael Bregman

[Axe]

Funny violence.

The violent bits were hillarious and inventive. I wish the carnage lasted longer.

--Michael Bregman

[The Real MTB]

OK.

Kinda OK. Repetitive a little. OR should I say a little repetitive? Or should I just... Oh well..

--Michael Bregman

[Got Rice?]

Offensive and boring at the same time!

I'm not Asian, but I think this movie is disgusting. The joke is not funny and it shows the views of a dumb person who can't comprehend other cultures.
That wasn't funny. And I'm tired of the slide-show video clip genre.

--Michael Bregman

[Push the Little Daisies]

Oy Vay.

I downloaded this 784k movie and all I got was a headache.

--Michael Bregman