Motech's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pigeons]

Lots of potential.

I really liked the illustrations, and most of the dialogue. But it still didn't quite work for me. The structure was a bit awkward and some parts would've worked better if they were more animated.
Still, a very original entry.

--Michael Bregman

[The Stick Matrix]

Nice animation.

There are two kinds of stick figure animations: one is "too lazy to draw" and the other is "can't draw, but doing my best".
This cartoon belongs to the second kind.
The animation was very well done and made me laugh. I really liked the room spin effect. Nice job.

--Michael Bregman

[Crazy Jim!]

Weird.

The animation and drawing are not so good, but the creator makes up for it with nice little (sick) jokes. The climax was really bizarre. Maybe a little bit TOO bizarre. An OK movie.

--Michael Bregman

[The Portal Potato]

Hilarious.

I really didn't want to like this movie. It had bad animation and was yet another Portal parody.
But I found myself laughing a few times, and that what counts.
I guess only Portal veterans could really appreciate it.

[Make My Boobs 1 More Size]

Absolutely horrid.

I guess people are voting for the song rather than the "animation". This is just a painful little submission.
The song is funny, but all we get is a slide show of Britney pictures. Just baaad...

--Michael Bregman

[Oops, I Farted Again]

Annoying.

The song is not funny and quite annoying. The singing voice is horrible and I can't understand some of the lyrics (but from what I did understand I assume I didn't miss much).
The actual "animation" was manipulated pictures that just moved around with little fire-farts. Quite boring and repetitive.

--Michael Bregman

[Hacker vs. Hacker (short)]

Fuh-ney! Not.

Quite silly and pointless. NOT FUNNY, though.

--Michael Bregman