Motech's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[MENTOS! (spoof)]

Quite to the point!

The movie captured the idiotic essence behind these Mentos commercials with the sudden "inspirtaion" that those candies give you.
The movie was a little vicious with that poor dead "No 1 granny", but was still funny. Nice one.

--Michael Bregman

[The Final Task]

Pretty good!

The animation is quite good. Not perfect, but the use of shadows to avoid the difficulty of "proper animation" actually work well.
But... There was no story. Just a little "fight" between two characters. This shouldn't be THE best submission ever...

--Michael Bregman

[Florida Solutions 2004]

It' OK.

Nothing outragously funny, but it was OK. The lalala at the end could drive a person mad!

--Michael Bregman

[Robocop-PD]

Very sleek!

There was a lot of effort put into this baby, but the animation wasn't perfect. The walk cycle was just a little bit over the top.
Other than that it was great. I'd love to see the battle between the two Robocops!

--Michael Bregman

[Shitty Survivors]

Gah... More shit?

It's one of those "I-had-an-OK-idea-that-didn' t-suck-like-my-other-ideas-so- I-use-it-again things? Well, floating heads and badly animated killer shit don't do it for me. This movie IS shit.

--Michael Bregman

[Shitty Fishin']

A miss...

The best of Zirman's movies, but still below average.
Not any REAL animation there, huh? The idea of a man shitting while sleeping is nice, but that's it. Everything else, including the execution of the idea are dull and rough without any real comic timing.

--Michael Bregman

[5 out of 5 voter here !!!]

Crap-fest.

You want to make a point about bad movies... By creating yet another bad movie?!? Ooookaaay... Great logic. What a waste of my time...

--Michael Bregman

[This Ride Called Life 2]

Nah. Didn't do it for me.

It gets an extra point for weirdness, but that kind of movie is done quite often here in the portal.
Better animation and funnier scenes would've helped this movie.

--Michael Bregman