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[Osama Bin WADEen]

Chuckle...

I chuckled, but that's it. It's... Not quite anything, but it's OK. Kinda.

I don't know.

--Michael Bregman

[Shooting People for Fun!]

Niiice!

I watched the first one after I watched the second one. This one is much shorter, but I think in a way it's more to the point. The animation and timing is perfect that it even made up for the lack of blood!
With that said, BLOOD IS GOOD.

--Michael Bregman

[Shooting People For Fun 2]

Senseless violence!

A guy walking around killing people. Lots of people. Heh... That's great!
It was somewhat disturbing, but that's why I like it! I enjoy being distrubed. You'll never see me putting a "Do Not Disturb" sign on my door! Nah-huh! Disturb me all you want!

--Michael Bregman

[NewYork NewYork-Terrorist]

Chilling!

Some of the lines were a bit simplistic, but others had a chilling double-meaning, especially the "If I can make it there" line.

Spooky-wooky.

--Mi chael Bregman

[Aaliyah's dead]

Just because you don't like a music style...

...Doesn't mean you should be happy when someone dies. Aaliyah was my cousin and the best person I have ever knew. She even gave me a kidney when I needed one and don't even get me started on her daily blood donations.

You mother fucking goat sucking piece of hateful chucks of feces.

Aaliyah, may God bless you and KICK SOME ASS in heaven.

--Michael Bregman

P.S

I hope all the creators of the music YOU like will DIE HORRIBLE DEATHS.

[WTC: The Animated Series]

It's not funny enough to justify it's existence.

It's simply cruel, sadistic, and pointless. The fact that the creator of this atrocity was born in NYC doesn't make it right. It only makes him an idiot.

Maybe I suppose, that's some people's way to deal with the tragedy or they'll go mad. Perhaps, the creator IS already mad and God have mercy on his soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nah, I'm blabbing. But really, this movie was just not right. Not right. Right it wasn't. And stuff.

By the way, can I stay over in your place for like two weeks until I get a job? (kind souls can leave me a graffiti message on the subway station in 14th street.

--Michael Bregman

[revenge is sweet]

This movie SUX

But so does Osama, so I guess it's appropriate.

What do I know?

--Michael Bregman

[DBZ in a Nutshell]

Funny, but clumsy.

The cartoon made me laugh several times, which is good. It just that it was SLIGHTLY longer than it should've been. Cutting a few scenes would have made it funner and more to the point.
Nice voice acting! :)

--Michael Bregman

[Osama takes it up the ass]

He looks like he's enjoying it...

I'd like to see him SUFFER. Hello?
Now, fucking him up the ass with a KNIFE (like in SE7EN)... That could work for me.

--Michael Bregman, nodbody's bitch!

[Mario Twins (official)]

Quite amusing.

It wasn't THAT great, but it made me chuckle a couple of times. Mostly due to the sound track, but the animation was cute as well.

The drawings and animation were sloppy, but it just gave it a bizarre feeling. The toilet scene on the other hand was long, boring and pointless.

All in all, Good work.

--Michael Bregman