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[Sonic vs J-Lo!]

Funny

Very short and it somewhat feel rushed, but still worth a look for the double punch-line. (I like secrets!) :)

--Michael Bregman

[Shooting People for Fun!]

Niiice!

I watched the first one after I watched the second one. This one is much shorter, but I think in a way it's more to the point. The animation and timing is perfect that it even made up for the lack of blood!
With that said, BLOOD IS GOOD.

--Michael Bregman

[Shooting People For Fun 2]

Senseless violence!

A guy walking around killing people. Lots of people. Heh... That's great!
It was somewhat disturbing, but that's why I like it! I enjoy being distrubed. You'll never see me putting a "Do Not Disturb" sign on my door! Nah-huh! Disturb me all you want!

--Michael Bregman

[WTC: The Animated Series]

It's not funny enough to justify it's existence.

It's simply cruel, sadistic, and pointless. The fact that the creator of this atrocity was born in NYC doesn't make it right. It only makes him an idiot.

Maybe I suppose, that's some people's way to deal with the tragedy or they'll go mad. Perhaps, the creator IS already mad and God have mercy on his soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nah, I'm blabbing. But really, this movie was just not right. Not right. Right it wasn't. And stuff.

By the way, can I stay over in your place for like two weeks until I get a job? (kind souls can leave me a graffiti message on the subway station in 14th street.

--Michael Bregman

[revenge is sweet]

This movie SUX

But so does Osama, so I guess it's appropriate.

What do I know?

--Michael Bregman

[DBZ in a Nutshell]

Funny, but clumsy.

The cartoon made me laugh several times, which is good. It just that it was SLIGHTLY longer than it should've been. Cutting a few scenes would have made it funner and more to the point.
Nice voice acting! :)

--Michael Bregman

[Osama takes it up the ass]

He looks like he's enjoying it...

I'd like to see him SUFFER. Hello?
Now, fucking him up the ass with a KNIFE (like in SE7EN)... That could work for me.

--Michael Bregman, nodbody's bitch!