Motech's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[History of fuck!]

Too long and overrated.

I got the joke in the first few examples. It goes on and on. And it's not THAT great.
3.72 ?!?
--Michael Bremgan

[BADCAR Racing 2000]

Nice 3D illusion!

The 3D race illusion was great. A slightly better story with maybe a twist or two would have made it a classic, but I guess it was still enjoyable.
--Michael Bregman

[Scratch the Kitty: Part 1]

Mmm...

I understand it's a parody of Scrotisname, which is a compliment. It's OK, I guess.

--Michael Bregman

[Gusto 3]

Mmm...

The animation of stick characters is nice. There's potential there. Just make something slightly longer and with a story.
It's just that in this cartoon NOTHING happens.
--Michael Bregman

[A SouthPark Orange]

Nice! :)

It's a little too long and goes basically no-where, but the first couple of scenes are great! Cool.
--Michael Bregman

[the matrix]

Oh I get it...

He dodges the bullet, but get killed by the bomb. ZZZZZ....
The sound effects are plain painful, but not as the artwork.. Ouch.

--Michael Bregman

[How Tupac Was Murdered.]

Slightly overrated.

I don't see what's so funny about this one. Nice and silly, but not much more than that.

--Michael Bregman

[Fun With Guns]

Nice effects.

The blood and slow motion effects were nice. Now if only it was part of a cartoon with a storyline...
Just the effects is not enough.

--Michael Bregman

[Fun with a Microwave]

Funny and unpredictable!

That was sure unexpected! It made me laugh, therefore - good job! Nice gory moments. Eeek.

--Michael Bregman

[Scrotum 3]

Scrotum is cooool.

Scrotum is being a badass, but still remains cute... Cute stuff. I like.